It Was A Dark And Stormy Night​.​.​.

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released 28 October 2011

Creature Feature is Curtis Rx & Erik X

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Track Name: It Was A Dark And Stormy Night...
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT…

These hands
They shake
I swear I must be cursed
This brain
It aches
Any moment it might burst

Save your soul
Don’t stop they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit, they’re gonna’ get you

This pulse
It speeds
My nerves have all been fried
This heart
It beats
Forever out of time

Save your soul
Don’t stop they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit they’re gonna’ get you

Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream

Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door

Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

Dead eyes
They stare
From out beyond the trees
The sound
It stings
Like a nest of angry bees

Save your soul
Don’t stop they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit they’re gonna’ get you

Bared teeth
They gleam
Approaching from behind
Those claws
Dig deep
The results are most unkind

Save your soul
Don’t stop they’re gaining on you
Heads will roll
Don’t quit they’re gonna’ get you

Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream

Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs, ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door

Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

Be careful or you soon shall find
That this life has long passed you by
Rigor mortis it seems
Has crept up your sleeves
And dried up your quivering mind

Be cautious or you soon shall find
The angels have long left your side
Your body’s grown cold
Flesh drips from bones
And memory buried in time

Do not
Let those
Fiends
Take you alive

Fade in to an empty road
Rain is pouring on the scene
Lightning strikes across the sky
Pray this is a hellish dream

Apparitions manifest
Poltergeists and entities
Unseen malignant threats
They are catching up to me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

Shadows are alive with shapes
Nameless beasts of long lost lore
The forest stirs, ready to pounce
Feel the darkness at your door

Ethereal revenants
Phantasms and deities
Bloodthirsty spawns of hell
Try to get their claws in me

It was a dark and stormy night
Pins and needles down your spine

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: Dr. Sawbones
DR. SAWBONES

There goes Dr. Sawbones
Creeping down the alleyway
Looking for a victim
The game of chance is underway
He is biding his time
Fleeting through the cabarets
Searching for a subject
To bring about their Judgement Day

There goes Dr. Sawbones
Slipping through the underbrush
Peering through your windows
Conspiring for your blood
He is stalking the night
Just as happy as can be
Waltzing through the graveyard
Praying for an entity

There is this longing for blood
That I am trying to quench
There is this yearning for pain
That is forever entrenched
There is this spot on my soul
And it will never come clean
There is this flaw in my brain
That is far from serene

There goes Dr. Sawbones
Readying his instruments
Making sure they’re razor sharp
They have dark deeds to dispense

He is raising the stakes
Broadening his dossier
In this game of cat and mouse
He will take your breath away

There goes Dr. Sawbones
Engaging in his nightly hunt
Strolling through the dirty streets
Judging which soul to confront

He is haunting the town
Drifting through the corridors
Disappearing in the fog
Watch your back lest you be gored

There is this longing for blood
That I am trying to quench
There is this yearning for pain
That is forever entrenched
There is this spot on my soul
And it will never come clean
There is this flaw in my brain
That is far from serene

There is this longing for blood
That I am trying to quench
There is this yearning for pain
That is forever entrenched
There is this spot on my soul
And it will never come clean
There is this flaw in my brain
That is far from serene

Oh look here comes the doctor now
Dressed to the nines and on the prowl
An attache case in his hands
And dark thoughts of devious plans

He’s the perfect picture
Of a charismatic gentleman
Magnetic and debonair
Chivalrous and spirited

But once he’s got you in his sights
That’s when the delirium ignites
The madness quickly takes control
And villainy engulfs his soul

Pray you never cross his path
Steal a glance and incite his wrath
His dashing demeanor gives way
And depravity comes out to play

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: The House Of Myth
THE HOUSE OF MYTH

There stands a dark monument
Born of unfortunate events
A house of myth rumored near
A lost road leading north of here

I tried to warn you, I swear I did!

Tenanted by fear and gloom
Despair calls out from every room
Walls that drip with hopelessness
Filled with an air of malevolence

I tried to warn you, I swear I did!

Abandon hope
All who enter here
Those who ignored
Simply disappeared

They’re gonna have to
Scrape you off the walls
That’s if they even
Find your body at all

They’re gonna have to
Scrape you off the walls
That’s if they even
Find your body at all

All that you will find, is hell waiting inside

A blackness lives inside this place
An evil you’ll learn to embrace.
It will lure and calm your doubt
Eat you alive and spit you out.

I tried to warn you, I swear I did!

Abandon hope
All who enter here
Those who ignored
Simply disappeared

They’re gonna have to
Scrape you off the walls
That’s if they even
Find your body at all

They’re gonna have to
Scrape you off the walls
That’s if they even
Find your body at all

All that you will find, is hell waiting inside

Inside Of This Place
Death Will Not Come Quickly

It Won’t Leave A Trace
Death Will Not Come Quickly

It Is Much Too Late
Death Will Not Come Quickly

You Have Sealed Your Fate
Death Will Not Come Quickly

All that you will find, is hell waiting inside

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: Mommy's Little Monsters
MOMMY’S LITTLE MONSTERS

What’s that hiding inside the closet
Shrouded in darkness
It’s mommy’s little monsters

What’s that huddled down by the bedpost
Waiting in repose
It’s mommy’s little monsters

I can hear them slithering inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling out in the hall

What’s that lurking down in the basement
Wailing in torment
It’s mommy’s little monsters

What’s that chewing up through the floorboards
Vile and abhorred
It’s mommy’s little monsters

I can hear them slithering inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling out in the hall

Little heathens blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin every single one
They want your blood they need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat

What’s that howling up in the attic
Wild and frantic
It’s mommy’s little monsters

What’s that scratching outside the window
Concealed in shadows
It’s mommy’s little monsters

I can hear them slithering inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling out in the hall

What’s that looming behind the curtains
Dripping in crimson
It’s mommy’s little monsters

What’s that creeping across the bedroom
Hell bent to consume
It’s mommy’s little monsters

I can hear them slithering inside the walls
I can hear them shuffling out in the hall

Little heathens blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin every single one
They want your blood they need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat

Their existence is wrong
All humanity’s gone
Pray you survive until dawn
Dinner is served and now blood has been drawn

Little heathens blasphemous creatures
Nasty vermin every single one
They want your blood they need to feed
And now mother has brought them a treat

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: The Unearthly Ones
THE UNEARTHLY ONES

Here we are
The monsters in your closet
Sure as hell
You should be afraid

We are coming for you
We are coming for you

We exist
The grim haunters of houses
We’ll frighten
And steal your breath away

We are coming for you
We are coming for you
We are coming for you now

Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth

Believe in the bogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose

Don’t forget
Your fears of spooks and goblins
Sure as hell
We’ll still sneak up on you

We are coming for you
We are coming for you

Take cover
From all the creeps and ghoulies
You never
Know what we’re planning next

We are coming for you
We are coming for you
We are coming for you now

Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth

Believe in the bogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose

The unearthly ones scratched and clawed
Their way out of the grave
Called forth by the fear
Of the children lying awake

Foul and grotesque
And don’t let their whispers possess
Or your life’s done
And you’ll join the unearthly ones

Time to flee
An angry mob approaches
Sure as hell
They want our hides

They are coming for us
They are coming for us

An army
Of pitchforks and torches
They won’t stop
Until they hunt us down

They are coming for us
They are coming for us
They are coming for us now

Beware the bumps in the night
The shadows on your wall
The nightmares of your youth

Believe in the bogeyman
Hiding beneath your bed
Just waiting to break loose

~Lyrics Curtis Rx
Track Name: Grave Robber At Large
GRAVE ROBBER AT LARGE

There is something strange down by the cemetery
Emptying the graves left and right
Ghastly schemes and ghoulish undertakings
Underneath the pale moonlight

Curse the day they invented the crematory
What a foolish waste of potential sales
It’s a damn shame to discard inventory
Think outside the box if all else fails

Death is my business and business is good!

There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased

Skeletal remains are safe in the ossuary
They’re quite stale and not worth a dime
Don’t think me a fiend, this is strictly monetary
Fortune calls and I’ll answer this time.

In this occupation timing is instrumental
A matter of hours can plummet the price
The fact it’s a crime is simply incidental
Freshness is key, nothing else will suffice

Death is my business and business is good!

There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased

Midnight meetings inside the graveyard
Crunching numbers, breaking the earth
I’m not afraid to get my hands dirty
Even if things seem a bit perverse

Though these deeds weigh heavy on my soul
I will no doubt sleep perfectly sound
While you struggle to keep your conscience
A garden of riches rots in the ground

Death is my business and business is good!

There’s a grave robber at large
Ripping bodies from hallowed ground
Desecrate those who rest in peace
There’s profit to be made from the recent deceased

Death is my business and business is good!

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: A Fate Worse Than Death
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

Extinction will catch up to you
And there is nothing you can do
What fate surely waits
Maybe eaten by wolves
In your sleep

Your time is quickly running out
It’s pointless to worry and pout
What fate surely waits
Maybe dying of thirst
Lost at sea

Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently

No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night

You’ll soon be dead as a doornail
What stories will your loved ones tell
What fate surely waits
Maybe drowned like a rat
In a latrine

You’ll soon be pushing up daises
Laid in a pine box six foot deep
What fate surely waits
Maybe roasted and served
As a cuisine

Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently

No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night

When you meet you maker
Will you still be in one piece
When you take your last bow
Will you fall down on your knees

When you cash in your chips
Will you have your pistol drawn
When the pale horse appears
Will you still have your boots on

Don’t worry your head off
There’s always a fate worse than death
Pray you go quietly
Quick and not violently

No need to worry
We all meet our end someday
Pray you go silently
Into the bleak dead of night

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: Fodder For The Elder Gods
FODDER FOR THE ELDER GODS

What endless terrors do the heavens hide
Blacker than pitch and older than time
Forever slumbering primordial slime
The very heart of evil thundering inside

There was a stirring in the clouds at night
A faint rumbling in the starless skies
And the horizon came alive with fire
Then came the beasts from the celestial mire

If it bleeds
Then maybe we can kill it
If it breathes
Then maybe we stand a chance

The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We all are doomed the lurking fear has awakened

For countless eons they have drifted free
In the dark and barren planetary seas
Unaware of the new human disease
Until the day their ancient hibernation ceased

From the mist beyond the wall of sleep
The dreadful shadows from out of time creep
The winter of our lives the chill runs deep
The harvest is seasoned and ready for the reap

If it bleeds
Then maybe we can kill it
If it breathes
Then maybe we stand a chance

The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We are all doomed the lurking fear has awakened

Something unnatural has returned to this place
An archaic consuming color out of space
From beyond the cosmos a deadly presence waits
The blink of an eye comes the end to our fledgling race

The old ones have come to wreak havoc
The crawling chaos will consume our planet
Out of space the elder gods descend
We are all doomed the lurking fear has awakened

What horrors impend
With a whimper comes the end

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: Bad Blood
BAD BLOOD

I’ve got bad blood
I’ve done bad things
How can I control myself
If I enjoy these nasty habits

I can hear the voices stirring
Oh the awful things they’re planning

I don’t play nice
I don’t give in
Was it nature, Was it nurture
Maybe I was just born evil

It’s no use I can’t control it
Maybe it’s a sign not to quit

I can guarantee I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found

I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sign
The Terror lurks in the night

I’ve got nine lives
I’ve done grim acts
No remorse
Should I feel guilty
If I enjoy these warped offenses

Oh the awful things they’re planning

I don’t feel pain
I don’t back down
My thoughts are filled with cruel intentions
Maybe my conscience is possessed

It’s no use I can’t control it
Maybe it’s a sign not to quit

I can guarantee I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found

I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sound
The terror lurks in the night

I am not long for this world
And I yearn for the day that my life’s snuffed out

All these sinister plots
And my ghoulish transgressions

Cut me down
In a hail of bullets
Remove my head to make sure I don’t get up
To be safe just burn my body
Before they consecrate me

I can guarantee I will do evil things
The only way that you can stop me now
Is if you put me in the ground
Somewhere I’ll never be found

I am most disturbed
I deserve to be interred
Don’t you dare turn your back on me
I’ll attack without a warning sound
The terror lurks in the night

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx
Track Name: One Foot In The Grave
ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

Let me tell you a tragedy
That will surely frighten
You out of your skin

There once was god-fearing man
Who unfortunately
Woke up stone cold dead

I’ve got one foot in the grave
And in it’s shackles I’m enslaved
But here I lie
With opened eyes

The pearly gates turned me away
In this sarcophagus I lay
No longer dead
But I am void of breath

I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again

Gather round to hear a bleak tale
In harrowing detail
Of the utmost suffering

There once was a bizarre outcast
A bedeviled lost soul
Searching for his end

The grim reaper snuck up on me
When I most unsuspecting
With his scythe in hand
A my life in remand

The heavens didn’t accept me
The spit me out and let me be
I am deceased
But I can’t rest in peace

I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again

In truth, I fear
This life appears
In death
Exiled from eternity

So it appears
This life, I fear
In death
Ostracized from mortality

The grim reaper snuck up on me
When I most unsuspecting
With his scythe in hand
A my life in remand

I’ve got one foot in the grave
And in it’s cruel shackles I’m enslaved
But here I lie
With opened eyes

The heavens didn’t accept me
The spit me out and let me be
I am deceased
But I can’t rest in peace

I can feel the cold night air
I can feel the decay there
I can feel it in the wind
In death I have born again

~Lyrics By Curtis Rx